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A term for when your voice cracks or a sudden change in your voice thats usually embarrassing.
Did you just hear Mark he just got major diploids?
diploids by Mysteryhart January 21, 2009
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n. Like dipshit but without cussing. Diploid.

n. Also something in biology
What the fuck richard! You diploid!
(A continuation of a vine reference)
Diploid by Pepe.twat January 22, 2018
Diploid is a word that is typically used by the nerds of the 21st century. You would use the word as a name you would call someone if they made a stupid mistake or missed an answer on a test. The term originated in Laguna Middle School when a nerd noticed the term for a cell, diploid, sounded like a name you would call someone. The traditional method for "diploiding" someone is using your index finger to flick someone under the nose. This, however, proved to be too difficult and was changed to flicking someone with the nail side of your index finger anywhere on the face. The phrase commonly used for diploiding someone is, "Ya diploid, why'd ya do that?" It is supposed to be said with a very nerdy accent. "Ah, don't be such a diploid!" is also an acceptable phrase.
"Ya missed number 13, ya diploid!!!!!"

"Why do ya have to be such a diploid!!!!"

"Ya diploid!!! Ya diploid!!!! Ya diploid!!!!"
Diploid by NerdyDiploidMan October 30, 2011
mexicans who drink too much coffee
jasmine is such a diploid, I saw her in starbucks for the third time this week! It's only monday...
diploid by fella69696969 November 2, 2023
a person who doesnt really get shit the FIRST or SECOND fuckinn time.
it has to be repeated over &over againn.
we call bree a diploid because she cant get shit the first time.
diploid by beamie January 18, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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