distribulent
distribulent by kathies January 17, 2009
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Distrupulent
The state in which one feels the urge to consciously perform spontaneous yet socially unacceptable, abhorrent, phallic actions with disregard to others, thus leaving one unfazed and said others inflicted with severe discomfort.
Young Boy: *picks up long typical long traditional Turkish jug that looks like a much larger version of an Aladdin Lamp*
*starts rubbing the jug/lamp up and down with incredibly suggestive facial expressions, gestures, and a few
noises*
"No way guys a genie is going to come out of the lamp!"
Slightly Older Boy: "No no no, some other stuffs gonna come out too!" *wink wink*
Group Of Teenage Girls: "Oh my golly goose how distrupulent of you two!!! You guys are so out of pocket, especially
considering one of you is 6 or 7 and the other is 11 or 12!?!?!"
*starts rubbing the jug/lamp up and down with incredibly suggestive facial expressions, gestures, and a few
noises*
"No way guys a genie is going to come out of the lamp!"
Slightly Older Boy: "No no no, some other stuffs gonna come out too!" *wink wink*
Group Of Teenage Girls: "Oh my golly goose how distrupulent of you two!!! You guys are so out of pocket, especially
considering one of you is 6 or 7 and the other is 11 or 12!?!?!"
Distrupulent by meow meow meow meow meow July 11, 2023
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
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prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable