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A mean penis, specifically a penis that is holding out which would be a mean thing to do. Also includes people who happen to have penises that are exceptionally mean.
Snexys was quite irate to find that Chris would not do her. She informed him that he was being a mean penis, to which Locked called him a meanis. As snexys and locked walked away to go be naughty in front of Grant instead of Chris, Chris cried himself to sleep for he was now more useless in bed than a seemingly gay foreigner.
Meanis by Lckd_N_Lded October 5, 2007
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shut up you meanis, I'll kill you.
meanis by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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"damn he was being a meanis!!"

"i know he shouldn't have bailed out on us.. what an ass"
that guy has a meanis
meanis by john gooooooooo December 9, 2008
A meanis is a when a minor also has a micropenis.
Charlotte why would have sexual relations with Brandon? He's got a fucking meanis!
Meanis by BongoBingo February 6, 2020
Kevin: yo i heard Kendrick has a meanis.
Kyle: yeah i heard jessica saw it.
Meanis by DudeThatsBored November 4, 2022
(Noun) A generally large or imposing penis with a threatening or otherwise intimidating presence.
The guy I just had sex with had a massive meanis.
He charged at me from behind with his meanis.
His meanis broke long ago.
Meanis by WiggleWort Wammy July 26, 2025