cosmicfail 

A fail of cosmic proportions; a fail so great that is is not merely epic, but involves the eminent collapse of the cosmos itself.

Did you hear about Toonami getting pulled off the air? That move was a cosmicfail.

Bob: And so then they pulled me out of the church screaming "FOR THE HORDE!"
Jim: Dude, cosmicfail.

cosmicfail by Shiba Ayame November 6, 2008

Cosmicality 

A cosmical mistake; to make the worst mistake possible.

"The cats decision of jumping over the dog was a disastrous cosmicality."

Cosmicality by Mr. Vox May 2, 2021

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"

Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

cosmically funny by radioturtle July 1, 2022

Cosmical7 

greatest person ever!!

cosmical7 is my role model

Cosmical7 by Cosmical7 February 8, 2021

cosmically orgasmical 

Cosmically orgasmical;1. a magical, out of this world orgasm. 2. relating to anything in which an orgasm may occur; food/eating; sexual relations; drinks; sports; books/reading; television; slapping; hitting; punching; choking; badminton and chess

"Wow, that bagel, egg and cheese bagel was cosmically orgasmical. I think I soiled my pantaloons."

"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."

"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?

--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."

cosmically orgasmical by PAdubs October 18, 2013

cosmicalexplosion 

the explosion of someone hitting puberty really fast

o man o my jack nicholson i just had a cosmicalexplosion all over my hands

cosmicalexplosion by nico14 December 15, 2005

Cosmicalliber

1.) When you've had a joint (or anything) so good it's of "cosmicalliber"

2.)Anything Mind Blowing

3.)An eccentric and strange word press blogger

Person A: "Man that joint was so out of this world it was of a cosmicalliber
Person B: "Yeah man it was so trippy I was practically seeing stars"

Cosmicalliber by FinanciallyInsecure August 14, 2016