Blumpchode

When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)

"Hey! Even better than the blumpkin she gave me yesterday was the blumpCHODE of today! Awesome!"

Blumpchode by Chodaextreme November 3, 2008

blumpcident

While getting a blowjob, you lose all control of yourself and accidentally shit your pants. If you are on a toilet, it is not a true blumpcident.

Dude, last night I was getting some head and I had a blumpcident.

blumpcident by fvza4 November 10, 2009

brampchode 

an annoying ignorant Indian/ Pakistani person who lives in Brampton

hey you brampchode you just cut me off

brampchode by 1Shot Duke August 14, 2021