a girl that is hilarious and is always there for me no matter what. She is ma bestie and idk what i would do without her. This is her Ghetto name. she is also jasmine i miss going on magic carpet rides with her. I can't wait till the homecoming game bc we is going to get crrazzy gurl. She is always catchin' my drift and picking up what im layin down. She loves Jason timberland and tepstin me all day long. If you ever talk to her DON'T BRING UP MR.NURPLE. Garsh I am perty much a cool cat for writing this about you. I love you. NO HOMO.
by K-dizzle1 September 18, 2008
When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 26, 2019
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