blahjob

A slang term for fellatio; alternative to beej or blow job. Used by females to indicate a level of disinterest in fellatio or to create an atmosphere of disinterest in the mind of a male partner.

"Whassa matter baby? Donchu wanna blahjob? You would rather go down on me? Oh, if you insist..."

by Tilti October 24, 2008

Blahjob

1. When you don't want to move but still need a blow job 2. When the blowjob doesn't meet the performance standards 3. When she doesn't want to move to give you a blowjob.

That was one blahjob. Barely felt anything.

by Melolicious March 2, 2015

Blahjob

Getting a blowjob while youre taking a shit.

Yo dude you know Karen. She gave me a blahjob yesterday, it was Awesome.

by PimpLotion September 1, 2019