bunch of fives

a punch in the face

he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

bunch of fives

(n.) Five fingers (4+ 1 thumb) coming toward your face. An example of cockney

Look at me again and I'll give you the bunch of fives

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

High Bunch of Five

The act of tricking an annoying person mid-high five by making a fist and connecting with their nose instead of their awaiting hand and making it look like an accident.

A High Bunch of Five is a response to someone who constantly raises their hand in your face in anticipation of a high-five and gushes metaphorically: "Gosh - aren't i brilliant and clever?"

Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.

by IAmRubytuesday February 18, 2009