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Shock Top 

The act of biting or nibbleing on the tip of the penis at the point of climax.
This Girl was giving me a BJ and ended it with a refreshing Shock Top.
Shock Top by SS4trailrunner September 12, 2010

topless shock syndrome 

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.
Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."
topless shock syndrome by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

Shocktopus 

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.
With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.
Shocktopus by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012
When you're giving a girl head/top while also giving her the "shocker." Explicitly: performing fellatio while simultaneously fingering her vagina with 2 fingaz and her butthole with 1.
I wasn't really feeling him but then he gave some bombass shocktop.
Shocktop by b0ng_ripper February 21, 2018
A person who your suprised to learn is a Top
Dont sue me but, Sarah is such a ShockTop. Her and Sussan are such a funny couple. I love watching them kiss. Such a shock
ShockTop by sam4sam May 5, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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