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does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him 

does louis know harry is in love with him
does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?” harry and louis? yeah”

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it 

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch 

One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch

Fuck with him and make money 

Gangsta I) On the dead homies fool lay down 20$. I'll put down 20$ my nigga!"

Gangsta 2) Aight bet!
Gangsta 1) I'll buy this 40$ dollars for 30$! You make 10$ I make 10$ dollars
Gangsta 2 to a girl close by) Fuck with him and make money!!!
When individuals mutual endeavors are lucrative!

be with him 

When you know deep down that you'd prefer to be with him than anywhere else in the whole entire universe.
"Wow, I really should be with him right now, not doing shitty other stuff that doesn't do anything but make me unhappy"

"Wow this food is really really good, I should be with him"

"I'm taking a shit, I shouldn't be with him but I wish I was with him afterward"

Why didn't you go with him? 

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.
Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane