Bread Wipe 

When slices of bread are used to wipe your ass instead of toilet tissue.

Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.

I had runny shits yesterday, so decided to bread wipe.

Bread Wipe by SunShizzle June 1, 2011

Wipe Break 

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.

I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.

Wipe Break by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011

Breadwipes 

To use a slice of bread to wipe your ass.

Yo did you hear what happened? Bumbles ran outta toilet paper so he wiped his ass with some breadwipes.

Breadwipes by General merkadiggityderka October 16, 2008

breadwifed

Derives from 'breadwife' meaning girlfriend. Breadwifed is when someone starts spending an large amount of time with a girlfriend.

"I cant believe how breadwifed Trigger has become"

breadwifed by Will Satterthwaite June 5, 2005