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Brick rape 

The insertion of a large clay brick into the rectum of a man. If entered into a woman, it is known as flashlight. That's cool. It bleeds sometimes, watch out. She squeals in pain, and we say "Oopsies!"
Guy 1- "Dude, I just totatlly brick raped that guy!"
Guy 2- "Dude, that's awesome! I just flashlighted Mary Margaret!"
Guy 1- "High five!"
*They high-five*
Guy 1- "All right!"
Guy 2- (while clapping) "Hehehehehehe!"
Brick rape by Johnson Mcsquiggle August 29, 2005

shit a brick and rape you with it 

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.
"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

rape me with a brick 

1.Expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see "fuck a duck" or "shit the bed" 2.Expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. See "holy shit" or "no way"
1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.

Raperick 

1. The term for someone who has raped, or attempted rape.

2. A sneaky way of insulting someone named Patrick or Rick.

3. A form of Necrophilia in which a group of 2 or more people try to sexually assault a passed out or dead girl.
"Dude, did you hear about Patrick?"
"Yeah, he totally raperick'd that girl in Mammoth!"
Raperick by meejanski February 26, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026