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Valencia Velodrome 

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.
Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.

Velouropean 

A cultural cross-section of people usually hailing from the more eastern parts of Europe whose sartorial preferences heavily include velour tracksuits. They can be spotted alone or in groups at markets, gyms, malls, beaches, boardwalks, clubs, and e-ing. Much to the chagrin of others, they find velour perfectly suitable for any and every occasion: indoor, outdoor, day, night, both formal and informal. Do not be fooled though, while some of them have tracksuits for every day of the week and any occasion, others have very few tracksuits which they wear all the time. Be conscious, Velouropeans such as these douse themselves far heavier in colognes such as Drakkar Noir and Cool Water than their cohorts who own more velour.
"Hey, check out that gang of Velouropeans hanging out right in front of the doorway, clogging up the passage. Who makes those tracksuits anyway, Armani or Lacoste?"
"Looks more like Enyce to me."

"This music sucks and it's way too loud"
"Maybe the Velouropean spinning the wax went with the cotton jumper instead of the poly blend."
Velouropean by philadelphiadiplomat September 4, 2014

Velocidromephile

“word for a person who loves driving and speed” or “love for travel and driving
I am a Velocidromephile
Velocidromephile by Cosmichaze November 2, 2025