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An old flaking urethra, and or anus. Mostly caused by an over-used pussy or asshole, but may be a side-effect of old age.
Steven's grandmother was unmoist, so his grandfather made Steven unmoist.
unmoist by Stormie Renee' May 25, 2008
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When a girl's vagina has reached maximum wetness or the wettest you can get a girl.
When I reached my hand in her knickers, I found she was already at her utmoist.
Utmoist by maximumCrun December 3, 2016

unmoistenable 

An object that cannot be moistened is said to be unmoistenable.
Eg. "My balls are so dry they're actually unmoistenable."
unmoistenable by MiniNipples October 24, 2013

Unmoistening 

Extreme vagina dryness generally caused by Alex Henry's snap chats
Have you see Alex Henry's snap chats? They're unmoistening.
Unmoistening by DaRealest13 October 4, 2015

Unmonstered 

When someone was a monster, but now they have been Unmonstered
Me: You're not a monster anymore! Unmonstered!
Unmonstered by userhurrying February 14, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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