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Akiva Schaffer
A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.
Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"
Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"
Ryan:"Yeah!"
Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"
Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."
Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"
Ryan:"Yeah!"
Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"
Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."
Akiva Schaffer by SobriquetLemonade August 31, 2009
akivascheme
A completely ridiculous, unrealistic and rather hair-brained idea that will get you nowhere in the business world regardless of how enthusiastic your superior may be when dictating it to you. In fact, it gets you three steps behind in what you were actually doing.
My boss called me on my day off and asked me to call 10 major banks from 10 different cities and tell them to sponsor us with $10k each, then buy 100 raffles tickets each, promote us in their mailing, and in return we'd put little mentions of the banks on the flyers for our fair.....man...it was such an akivascheme"
akivascheme by Billy Bad Breaks July 20, 2009
Pulling an Akiva
Being a lazy shit. Also, staying home every summer and playing tennis instead of getting a job. Being a huge loser as well as a jackass.
Goddamnitt Jon, stop pulling an Akiva and get off your ass and do something!
Everyone went to the party except Jamal who decided to pull an Akiva and stay home by himself.
Everyone went to the party except Jamal who decided to pull an Akiva and stay home by himself.
Pulling an Akiva by Young Weezy Carter July 5, 2012
akivia
Akivia goes with the flow, enjoys socializing with good people, and is loyal to a friend as a star is to a stripe. She will always tell it like it is and doesn’t mince words. There’s no question of knowing you’re right or wrong when you’re in the presence of Akivia. She loves herself, loves others, and loves having a great time. Akivia loves to travel, experiences the world, and enjoys exotic men. She can be wholly ratchet and elegant at the same time. Give her a six pack, six kisses, and six examples of love, and Akivia will give you six lifetimes of love, loyalty, and happiness.
akivia by Globe Traveler June 27, 2020
Akiva
A complete and utter genius who deserves every girl he goes for and should be allowed to screw the sexy teachers at school