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Chub-out 

A Term
Where a male grows a (half-flaccid & half-erect) penis when a female accidentally brushes her ass cheeks against a man's crotch in the workplace.
Yeah dude, I bumped into Ashley in the hall and her ass rub against my dick.

I had a "Chub-out".
Chub-out by MileDriver January 10, 2014
Related Words

chub it out 

Eating more than you need to. Kind of like pigging out.
I could've had a salad, but decided to chub it out and go with a burger + fries instead.

chub it out 

Upon a disagreement between two men. Its when two guys stick penis tips together, the first guy who gets a chub loses and is gay
Man 1: Football is the best sport in the world.

Man 2: No way, hockey is way better.

Man 1: I challenge you to chub it out.

Man 2: I accept.

(Chub out commences and Man 1 produces a slight boner first.)

Therefore Man 1 is wrong and is also gay.
chub it out by man 3 September 16, 2013

Chub one out 

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.
Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.
Chub one out by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026