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“Any caucasian male who displays a smug, arrogant facial expression in the presence of disadvantaged and oppressed minority’s is guilty of face crime. Face crime is a form of hate crime. Those perpetrating this will be held accountable.”
~CNN, MSNBC, ANTIFA, BLM, All leftists media and organizations.
~CNN, MSNBC, ANTIFA, BLM, All leftists media and organizations.
>*Native American comes up close to a bunch of white kids wearing MAGA caps and starts drumming on his instrument*
>Kid smiles
>*TRIGGERED* *FACECRIME* The media mainstreams the second fake news story within a week. The kid gets his life destroyed for committing the Facecrime.
>Kid smiles
>*TRIGGERED* *FACECRIME* The media mainstreams the second fake news story within a week. The kid gets his life destroyed for committing the Facecrime.
Facecrime by professional_victim January 20, 2019
facecrime
Noun, using someone else's facebook account while they are away, to write something embarrassing or silly.
The meaning is different, but the word is from George Orwell's 1984. "To wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime"
A less-wrong alternative to frape.
The meaning is different, but the word is from George Orwell's 1984. "To wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime"
A less-wrong alternative to frape.
User no#1 status: I like boys
User no#2 comment: Haha we knew all along
User no#1 comment: I didnt put that status! FACECRIME!!!!!
User no#2 comment: Haha we knew all along
User no#1 comment: I didnt put that status! FACECRIME!!!!!
facecrime by Constabulator December 29, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026