dick ladder

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

by larry and great white August 14, 2008

Dick Laddering

To Dick ladder is to know you can't get to a cooler or more popular person so you befriend said person's friends to reach your goal of earning the cooler or popular person's trust/friendship.

Did you see Kyle he's Dick Laddering Jayden to get to Sawyer!

by RealEdgyMemer December 1, 2016

ladder dick

adj.(2) a dick with horizontal burn marks that resemble rungs.

1. I threw my dick on the grill while holding a patty and now I have ladder dick.
2. OMG look who just walked in: it's ladder dick.

by larry and great white August 14, 2008