The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.
The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.
The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.
If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crewmay dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.