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Mouse Beat 

The instrumental and/or electronic accompaniment to a hip hop track, which has been produced on any number of step sequencing programs (usually Fl Studio or Fruityloops) without the assistance of a MIDI keyboard or any other kind of external hardware... other than the mouse.
Nigga Do You
Cause I'ma Do Me
Buckin Hard To The Ceilin Off Dis Mouse Beat
Mouse Beat by GannonCannon October 6, 2008
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beat your mouse

v. "beet yuur m-ow-sss"
To torque it.
To masturbate profusely to horrible, confusing pornographic material.
To make the icky sticky bounce out of you and onto your keyboard.
Johaneman don't beat your mouse.
beat your mouse by nuts ahoy March 25, 2008

beat-off mouse 

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard
God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!
beat-off mouse by Chenry08 January 2, 2009

Mouseeater 

A style of facial hair growing from the bottom lip resembling a mouse tail. A long grown out version of a soul patch.
My favorite baseball pitcher grew a mouseeater during the off season, much more fly than his soul patch last year.
Mouseeater by gorgonite77 March 29, 2010

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026