Ballmare

In the relm of fire Ballmare Blood_Scales was a dragon prince the next in line for the throne but his younger brouther Shade was not going to allow anyone outher then himself take the throne so in an attempt to steal the birth right from him, Shade poisons his older sibling but fails to kill him Ballmare now hides in the relm of mortals assumeing human form so as to recover from his brothers treachery so he can return to the relm of fire and take back the city of brass

Will Ballmare ever return to his homeland

Ballmare by Xellos The Rouge Priest October 7, 2008

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ballarea

Ballarea: the smell of rotting gentials found wafting through the air at most health clubs and gyms by unclean & unkempt people usually over the age of 55 years and of the male gender.
Pronounced as ball-air-eah

"Man, is it me or did Dave's ballarea blast you in the nose today or what?!"
"Don't even try to use the men's locker room -the ballarea in there is off the charts today!"
"Crazy. I've never smelt ballarea on a woman before....then I met Emily!"
Unwashed balls Old man stink Men who don't wash their sacks for dayseven on some old women I detect ballarea

ballarea by ShakinBaby January 27, 2018

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Ballmare • ballarea • ballmaker

ballmaker

an absolute legend a G. Will make balls on command. Will crush your balls. Held many extravaganzas.

A:Bro that guy was such a ballmaker.
B:Dude, my nuts.

ballmaker by GLINGY November 18, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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