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pinky test 

A technique used to gauge the width of another one's gluteas maximus. By putting the tips of ones thumbs together (palms down) and extending both pinkies one can now determine if the ass they are eyeing can fit between the pinkies.
Travis, check out the ass on that swilly. Buy me a beer... I am going to go administer the pinky test.
pinky test by DTRAIN March 28, 2005
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pinky test 

before you give oral sex to a female insert your pinky finger and smell before you decide to proceed
she failed the pinky test so i double rubbered and she did not get any tongue loving
pinky test by lofiEddie September 8, 2006

Pinky Test 

You(a female) takes her hand(flat) and inderts fingers starting with the index into her pussy until it hurts or it wont fit anymore. & when she hits the pink she's a whore. & if she makes it to the thumb she's fisting and should kill herself.
Dude idk if i'd fit so i made he do the pinky test and she got to the ring finger. Thank god kuz if he hit the pinky i was outta there!
Pinky Test by D.Dizzle3 October 2, 2008

The Pinky test 

The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.
That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?
The Pinky test by Taj manzoor January 2, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026