Javaids

The result of running ANY Java application or a website with a java applet on it. Your computer will run very slow and possible run out of virtual memory.

The only reason Java can survive is because it is multi platform. Aside from that it is a terrible language and should never be used in a professional industry.

"FFS I loaded JRE and JDK just to crack a Coldfusion hash and now my VM wont boot. Fucking Javaids"

Javaids by Longpoke September 30, 2008

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Javaid

An extraordinarily funny individual; one who makes nonsensical jokes; generally has no hair.

Whenever Javaid is around I laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose.

Javaid by aishassiwhwm October 7, 2007

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Jawaids

The most common STD on all of Tatooine, only transmitted by sexual contact with either sex of the Jawa species.

I've been diagnosed with Jawaids.

I'm riddled with Jawaids.

Declan gave me the dreaded Jawaids.

Jawaids by iamjawa May 1, 2016

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Javaism

(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.

Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!

Javaism by Krispy March 31, 2005

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Hasnain Javaid Gondal

A very nice guy that has a high IQ, very funny and supportive and overall is a great person to hang out with

Oh Hasnain Javaid Gondal he is so nice

Hasnain Javaid Gondal by HensInANut December 14, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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