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shower shark 

a dominant homosexual convict man that preys on a weaker man that may or may not be gay in the mens shower of any lock-up situation usually in the penitentiary where he has been confined for any length of time and needs some loving he will find it by forcefully overpowering another man!!!
i gotta watch my back in the showers... yesterday i caught this fool eyeballing me... this shower shark might try to get crazy
i'm taking my shank with me if this fools try to play me i'm not going to have any choice but to take this straight to his neck... homie don't play that
shower shark by eighty-six November 4, 2007
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Shower Shark 

The homosexual tendency for an inmate to glance at another while showering in jail or prison. A shower shark will usually stand casually on the upper tier pretending to chill or talk, then when the opportunity strikes, glance at their victim in the lower level shower. Shower Sharks also walk by inmates showering and catch a quick glance.
"Despite what people may say, I am not a Shower Shark!" "Yo...check that dude Shower Sharkin' it!"
Shower Shark by Loudakris May 16, 2013

shower shark 

a gay person, someone who would cruise the mens shower looking for some penis meat to eat.
quit starin fool, what are you a fuckin shower shark?
shower shark by elcochinoe November 1, 2003

shower shark 

A bathroom tweaker who only smokes their glass dick when they are claiming to be in the shower, that way the dope smoke can be disguised with the steam from the shower, and they don't have to share because as far as anyone knows all they did was really take a shower....
My man is acting like a SHOWER SHARK because he doesn't want to share the pipe and keeps insisting that he isn't even lit, when I know he was smoking in the shower!
shower shark by DeLiReOuS! April 10, 2007

shower-sharking 

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.
Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.
shower-sharking by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026