Canoe Face 

The look your clueless significant other gives you when you accidently plow your canoe into the weeds, or a stump, or the nearest bank for the umpteenth time, because he or she has no freaking idea how hard these things are to steer.

"Hey! No more Canoe Face; you think it's so easy why don't you sit back here and give it a try?"

Canoe Face by Forbore Mort August 29, 2008

face-canoe 

While chatting up a fine young lady the male (aka peter mckibbon) may be spotted grinning in such a sleazy fashion that his face is formed into a canoe-like shape.

"Get the fuck away from me you sleaze...you fucking face-canoe!"

face-canoe by alex thurlow March 9, 2004