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Bus Surfing

The act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. The goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support.

Often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest.
''On the way home last night I was bus surfing for a full 3 minutes!''
Bus Surfing by magic_8ball January 11, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2008
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bus surfing

the art of keeping your balance while standing on an erraticly moving bus
instead of crashing into the waves, you crash into people while bus surfing
bus surfing by rhcpfanlady August 23, 2008

bus surfing

traveling all day on different buses but not going anywhere. Get off one bus and get onto another one and hope by the end of the day your at least semi close to home. Extra points for train surfing and ferry surfing. For a 7 hour day (jigging school, you should be in and go through at least 40 suburbs. A bus pass comes in really handy for a bus surfing day. For more excitment play in teams and record how many buses you catch.Helps if you live in a well populated area.
"Tomorrow lets jig school and go bus surfing"
"We did that yesterday man, from bondi to malabar, newtown then back to coogee, the city then had lunch in darling harbour, then went to dee why and manly and got the ferry back to darling point then to randwick and maroubra junction and back to bondi. f*cking sick day, so many randoms on public transport"
bus surfing by nonleaded2026 October 21, 2008

Bus Surfing

Running up behind a bus and holding on.

Usually in gangs to see who falls off first.
(Not for the weak - falling off face down is not unusual)
Me and the gang went bus surfing last night!
"really? who fell off first?"
Bus Surfing by Hanzianna June 18, 2006

School Bus Surfing 

A term parents of young children should be familair with that was coined by police to describes how pedophiles stalk new victims.
The Pedophile was school bus surfing for weeks looking for his next victim.
School Bus Surfing by Jay by the C January 16, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026