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Split the chewy 

To vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

The entomology comes from the act of splitting, i.e. one thing being diverted or cut into two different directions or entities and the chewy, i.e. that which has been eaten or chewed.
After eating that old potato salad, I spent the night rotating from face up to face down at the toilet, That crap made me split the chewy
Split the chewy by gweschuck76 January 20, 2011

douche the chewy louie 

a term used to mean "take a shit"
-"man, i had to douche the chewy louie"
-"dude, did not need to know that"

Cheney The Bitch 

When a man orgasm's on a woman's face. Similar to the fashion that Dick Cheney shoots his buddies in the face.
ex.
Bob: I heard you're gonna hook up with Brenda
Steve: Yeah, I'm gonna Cheney The Bitch
Cheney The Bitch by JoeJoeBuffalo September 25, 2007

chewed the fuck up 

used when something or someone looks at hot ass mess.
1. damn, your room is chewed the fuck up
2. chile, your head looks chewed the fuck up
3. bitch, them toes is chewed the fuck up
4. that frontal is definitely chewed the fuck up
chewed the fuck up by harajukushani February 19, 2022

the dick cheney

Cum-shotting on a girl's tits and face.

Such as dick cheney shooting his friend in the face and chet
i was about to bust so i gave her the dick cheney

The Dick Cheney

When you pull out and bust a fat nut in a chick's face and then force her to apologize for getting in your way.
The Dick Cheney:

Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."
The Dick Cheney by TerrySchiavo August 26, 2009