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numbnads 

More inclusive than numbnuts in that it includes stupid women.
That group of women took 10 minutes to order their food. What a bunch of numbnads!
numbnads by wiseguy12 January 1, 2010
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numbtard 

a dumb fuck that doesn't know that a faggot is a pile of sticks
That numbtard didn't know that the twigs were really called faggots.
numbtard by Nick February 8, 2003
One who doesn’t do something that would be funny or cool. Lame. Could doing something real fun but doesn’t. Doesn’t put on a Dino mask.
Wow she’s such a NUMNARD she doesn’t want to put on the Dino mask smh.
Numnard by Numnardsandnumnerds March 20, 2022
One who doesn’t do something that would be funny or cool. Lame really. Party pooper. Could do something real fun like put on a Dino mask but doesn’t do it.
She’s such a numnard she doesn’t want to put the Dino mask on.
numnard by Numnardsandnumnerds March 20, 2022

Numbtard 

Second definition: Somebody that is or does something so retarded that it makes you numb thinking about it.
This numbtard thought he could recreate a scene from a cartoon show.
Numbtard by ThatShadyCharacter April 3, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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