seaworthy 

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

seaworthy by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

Seaworthy 

The act of filling a female's three holes with some steamy hot man meat, such that she becomes watertight and thus seaworthy.

Jenny became seaworthy when she went to that UO football party last weekend. I heard that three guys parked their pink buses in her fur garages at once. Bitch became more seaworthy than the fucking Titanic that night.

Seaworthy by RonaldReaganIsSexy June 27, 2014

seaworthy 

Adj. Possessing a rack worthy of motorboating.

Did you see that girl up at the bar? Definitely seaworthy.

seaworthy by SpartyON August 17, 2008

Allstar Seaworthy 

A main protagonist from the 80s cartoon Snorks. He's a athletic and brave Snork. He also had a large crush on Casey Kelp during first two seasons and parts of Season 3. He's considered one of the fan-favorite characters from the cartoon.

"I can't believe that someone made a definition about me!" - Allstar Seaworthy

Allstar Seaworthy by Ryan900USAYT September 23, 2022

Scanworthy 

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

Scanworthy by MoeFaux November 29, 2010

Shagworthy 

The state of being attractive enough to be worth a shag in the opinion of another person

Dude , see that chick at the bar with the cute dress and the big tits ... she's totally shagworthy

Shagworthy by Dr Elephant October 24, 2010

scanworthy 

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

scanworthy by MoeFaux November 27, 2010