seaworthy

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

seaworthy

Adj. Possessing a rack worthy of motorboating.

Did you see that girl up at the bar? Definitely seaworthy.

by SpartyON August 17, 2008

Seaworthy

The act of filling a female's three holes with some steamy hot man meat, such that she becomes watertight and thus seaworthy.

Jenny became seaworthy when she went to that UO football party last weekend. I heard that three guys parked their pink buses in her fur garages at once. Bitch became more seaworthy than the fucking Titanic that night.

by RonaldReaganIsSexy June 27, 2014

Allstar Seaworthy

A main protagonist from the 80s cartoon Snorks. He's a athletic and brave Snork. He also had a large crush on Casey Kelp during first two seasons and parts of Season 3. He's considered one of the fan-favorite characters from the cartoon.

"I can't believe that someone made a definition about me!" - Allstar Seaworthy

by Ryan900USAYT September 23, 2022