Hotcaking 

The act of defecating into a pair of pants that you are trying on in a clothing store. Once complete, the pair of pants is inconspicously returned to the clothing rack or shelf for an unsuspecting consumer and/or salesperson.

I went to the Gap and decided that a hotcaking was necessary for a really expensive pair of pants because I couldn't afford them.

Hotcaking by Kenny's Karaoke Kings August 14, 2008

ben hocking 

a fat nobody,
no one likes him as he is a friend stealer! if you meet one you have to ditch him as he can mess with your mind. hes known to cheat on girls but never ends up with on cos of his facial feateres!

hey i know a ben hocking
me: RUN

ben hocking by 69cat69 October 29, 2020

Hotching 

Something or someone you are disgusted by.

"that girl is absolutley hotching" Said Gorley
"this burger tastes hotching."
"she is a hotcher!"

Hotching by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011

hocking loogies 

To expell phlegm or any amount of secretions from the mouth in a loud form.

Jeremy was hocking loogies all day after a long night of smoking and drinking.

hocking loogies by Dr.Alcock October 2, 2013

Eli Hocking 

He is the coolest, funniest, friendliest guy you could ever meet. He can be weird but he is sweet and caring. Don't lose Eli because you may want to date him one day or if you're really bored, go to him for some hilarious fun

Eli Hocking is better than Daniel Sussman

Eli Hocking by DSUSS17 March 1, 2022

hocking up a loogi 

To cough up a spit.

To make a noise with your throat that results in coughing up spit.

It sounded like you were ... hocking up a loogi.
(when he was making a gross noise with his throat.)

hocking up a loogi by weird stuff August 20, 2006

Hotaling 

A hotaling is the stupidest mother fuck alive; also known as a complete douche bag, one who is a pathological liar that sometimes doesn’t know what room he's in. One who has a big Jew nose and makes terribly unfunny jokes. One who eats everything in sight with ranch on it, if a cock was dipped in hidden valley he would go to town. In most societies known as a petifle, parents I would advise you to lock up your daughters in their rooms, age ranging from: there is no range who am I fucking kidding. One who has a strange obsession with punching everything within a 2ft radius of him. He’s under the impression that wearing socks and sandals is “cool”, not extremely GAY. So if you know a hotaling I would advise to stay clear!

"yo i just hotalinged that chick last night!"

"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"

"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)

Hotaling by the shin sucker April 28, 2010