bean and cheese 

a magical combination of two entities that coalesce into one exquisite taco.

tortilla + refried beans + cheese = awesomesauce.

hey i'm going to taco cabana. what do you want?

get me some bean and cheese tacos man. that'll hit the spot.

bean and cheese by ninjaphysics August 9, 2008

Bean and Cheese Burrito 

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.

"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

Bean and Cheese Burrito by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

Bean and Cheese Burrito 

When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.

I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.

Bean and Cheese Burrito by Lenoroc June 23, 2009

bean and cheese headlock 

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.

Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.

bean and cheese headlock by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009

bean and cream cheese dinner 

when you cum in a girl or boys ass and you eat it out

man i just had a bean and cream cheese dinner last night

bean and cream cheese dinner by Jerome steven December 6, 2016