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convenance 

Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient
If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.
convenance by qwerty@uiop.com November 8, 2006
Related Words

conveganient 

Someone who says they are Vegan only when it is convenient for them in order to look superior to others.
"Jan is such a conveganient. She says she is a Vegan but didn't have any problems eating that omelet."
conveganient by Grok Sanchez January 20, 2014

Convergance 

Hey Brian, did you do your convergance yet!?
Convergance by johndoejohn June 8, 2011

conveyance 

A thing that video games need, without it they are worthless
Man this indie game is so bad it doesnt have enough conveyance
conveyance by Georgio armchair September 19, 2015

conveyance 

conveyance anniversary is 32nd anniversary
conveyance anniversary! for my sextuple 6's on dice lets go!g
conveyance by chargingvindiction4 January 18, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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