Dirty Dana

When you phone sex chat a girl through her first pleasurable, masturbatory experience.

That Dirty Dana session was the best 20 minutes in a long time.

by Lilyellowspoon November 20, 2017

Dirty Dana

When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass. Because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.

Dude, that bitch was a total ice queen. But I pulled a Dirty Dana on her, and she shut up real quick.

by The Pirate King July 11, 2008

Dirty Dana

The gross act of rather disgusting and very obvious fornication in a public place.
Usually oral sex
i.e. A park, baseball field, or mall

Guy #1 "dude i was out with this chick yesterday and we totally had a dirty dana"

Guy #2 "aww man that's so gross! Where'd you do it?"

Guy #1 "at this small little public park. We're gonna call it fornication park now."

by waterpolokid May 28, 2013

Dirty Dana

When you pop a girl’s cherry on her parents’ bed while they are out of town.

I totally had him pull a Dirty Dana on me while my parents were in Florida.

by Lilyellowspoon November 20, 2017

Dirty Danae

A wholesome broccoli eating forest critter

Hey man you should season those vegetables.. or you'll summon the dirty danae

by trizzytan August 27, 2021