Collyer

I person with a large Penis but has no friends and is not loved by his Family especially his mother. He is also Fat

Mate you think your all that when your just a Collyer

by Ellie Dyer July 07, 2008

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Get the Collyermug.

George Collyer

A George Collyer is by far a strange creature. A GC is easily scared yet scary themselves. With below average length legs, GC's can bend into in a creepy spider-like position and scuttle across the science plaza. They are good friends but their addiction to chicken nuggets barricades them from successfully completing escape rooms without cheating.

Erin: 'Did you see that George Collyer?'
Willycock: 'Yes, he scuttled across the hall with his chicken nuggets after failing to escape the room as he couldn't complete the first puzzle.'

by MyDadsCondomBroke May 13, 2020

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