Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz

What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?

Crotchroaches by nickharteau December 30, 2010

crotchroaches

A person who's venereal health is in serious question and there is a significant chance that sexual conduct will result in in contraction of a STD.

Dude, you don't want to take home Carla. That girl is infested with crotchroaches!

crotchroaches by bearface83 November 8, 2007

crotchroach 

a convenient name for a cockroach in your pants.

dude 1- AHHHH i got a cockroach in my pants!!!
dude 2- thats what you call a crotchroach

crotchroach by JackPhil July 7, 2008

Crotchroach 

The female roach.

Eeeek! a cockroach!!
No i believe that is a female.
Oh...EEk a crotchroach.

Crotchroach by Randomxhumor April 18, 2011