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jazzy jeff 

the act of being unceremoniously tossed out of a bar/nightclub by bouncers in the technique employed by Phillip Banks when Will's friend Jazz wanted to stay for dinner.
"As soon as Ben showed his dick to the girl at the bar he got Jazzy-Jeffed by that bouncer with the squint"
jazzy jeff by Eggnog February 10, 2005

Jazzy Jeff 

Forcibly eject or get rid of.

Orig: Having done or said something inappropriate, Jeffrey A. Townes' character on the show The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was often literally thrown out of the Banks household by Uncle Phil.
"I got into an altercation with the doormen and got Jazzy Jeffed out of the club."

"She was sending me like twenty texts a day so I Jazzy Jeffed her."

"After eight years, it was time to Jezzy Jeff the Republicans from office."
Jazzy Jeff by Jazzy Ben December 15, 2008

jazzy jeff 

1. will smith's best friend in fresh prince of bell air
2. to ejaculate
3. some one who's the shit
You think you're jazzy jeff don't you? How about I jazzy jeff in yo mouth?
jazzy jeff by BAG-HEAD! August 9, 2006

[Jazzy Jeff] 

verb To respectfully leave one's friend(s) or partner(s) behind as your career continues to skyrocket. Ant. Garfunkel
"Now that my book is on the Times Bestseller List, guess I'll Jazzy Jeff the old writers group.
[Jazzy Jeff] by FrancesL July 5, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026