Jack Off Buddy

A friend you watch porn with and jerk off in the same room while watching porn. Can be between two perfectly straight males. An activity more commonly shared in a males teen years with a friend(s).

Billy- " Hey man, check this porn star out, shes so fucking hot, u want to watch some porn?"

James-"fuck yeah dude, let me grab us some lotion and some towels"

Billy - It's so awesome having a Jack Off Buddy dude"

Jack Off Buddy by Moneyman2345 October 7, 2017

Jack Off buddy

male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.

my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.

Jack Off buddy by stroke June 30, 2008

jackoff buddy

A friend who helps you with mutual masturbation, usually male-on-male.

A jackoff buddy promises a more limited repertoire than a fuck buddy.

jackoff buddy by al-in-chgo August 4, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008