alternadad

Gen-X male, typically age 30-40, that has found himself in the role of parent yet unable to let go of the trappings of his 'cool' indie youth. May include hipster kid that accidentally knocked up girlfriend. Often married to/living with fellow Gen-X female.

Me & the other alternadads got the weekend off and are heading to Lollapalooza next month. I'm so psyched to see Rage again!

alternadad by SMFML June 30, 2008

alternacaps 

PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!

alternacaps by Duke August 9, 2003

Alternadude 

Alternadude (awl-tur-nuh-dood) Alternadudes (plural) -adjective - 1) A word used to describe an alt type guy living a particular lifestyle and representing the antithesis of societal norms (ie rockers, skaters, punks, emos, surfers, goths) 2) noun - Any alt type guy sporting any, all, or combination of tattoos, piercings, long hair, shaggy hair, facial hair, mohawks, or any anti-societal trend of the day (an alternative dude).

There were tons of tatted up alternadudes at the concert.

Alternadude by Altguy2010 September 7, 2010

alternacaps 

1. when typing, one alternates the letters with caps or no caps.

2. a very pointless way of typing! read: not cute.

1. wHy DoEs ThIs tYpInG eVeN eXiSt?

2. oH mY gAwD!!!

alternacaps by andreacky772 September 4, 2004

alternagay 

Alternative gay. The homosexual version of an indie kid

Where do the alternagays hang out in London?

Oh, you want to visit Popstarz or Retro or something.

alternagay by Owen Blacker August 6, 2006

Alternatating

Flapping at different moments, but at a fast pace

The boy was doing alternatating flaps

Alternatating by Colin the Caterpillar February 7, 2013

alternafact 

An opinion treated by its holder as if it were a fact; also, usually relevant facts are available and are more broadly accepted due to the preponderance of evidence supporting them. The opinion is therefore an "alternative" fact. Coined by Jim McCarthy in 2020.

That we can safely stay open standing shoulder to shoulder in the slaughterhouse 10 hours/day, Mr. Tyson, may be an alternafact.

alternafact by Bling Blang Blaouw May 4, 2020