A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisserflushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.
Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.
The act of hiding a bowl of feces in an unsuspecting victim's abode. Usually well-concealed to prevent discovery until the stench is unbearable. Extra points for hiding places that are above eye-level, as the victim will most likely reach into the bowl without seeing what is in it and pull back a shit-covered hand.
Bob was talking shit about my mom, so last night, I shit bowled that ass hole. I put it in a closet on top of the water heater so it will get extra hot and smelly.
A shitboil is a dog who thinks her or she can win fights wth big dogs but can't they like to hump stuffed animals and lovepeople named linda David Savannah Leroy raymond and marvin Shitboils like to eat toes for dessert
Lookmom it's a shitboil can I have one for hanukah