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A scummy, ginger chav who is 12.
Malcs == teh ginge
Malcs by Malcs June 10, 2004
A homo erectus whose habits include rolling up to work late EVERY DAY and has mounds of sand hidden in her vagina. She has foot in mouth disease, refuses to exercise and has the diet of a 475kg african american man. Claims to be talented at touch rugby but performance in the sport proves otherwise. The term is often used to describe like minded folk.
Oh my god, look over there, there a HUGE Malcs
Did ya see the headline of the West today - Huge Malcs abuses mum for holding baby"
Malcs by tripwire789 May 13, 2010
a guy with rare flavor in music
I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all
Malcom by NotHuman February 21, 2020
A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him
This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart
Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019
A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017
Malcom is a very smart and talented young boy he won 30 talent shows and had great stage sets
Malcom by Briplaysimvu November 1, 2019