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Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.
Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.
Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

asscinating

I got caught asscinating my cousin and had to eat a stick of butter for punishment
asscinating by Girdlemaster January 16, 2015

abstinating 

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.
My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!
abstinating by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

ABSinating 

means the ABSinator is working at the PC either looking somthing up, (really working at his job) or talking to the bitches
hold on mangggggggggg i'm ABSinating righ now.

asspirating 

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.
"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"
asspirating by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005

asspirating 

on a hot summer day your butt starts melting and giving off a nasty smell.or when your having heavy sex and your partners ass starts smelling.
" hey whats that smell? "
"my bad im asspirating"

"dude stop asspirating around me"
asspirating by s.poon July 9, 2005