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from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.
"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

Bob From Accounting 

The most average office worker douche bag. The type of guy whose mediocrity makes you cringe.
Bob From Accounting really put down a ton of JaegerBombs at the company party and started going on about how U2 is the most important band of our time.
Bob From Accounting by PMGen February 9, 2009

Pam from accounting 

An unpleasant person who always has to argue, say something negative, or give bad news.

Also known as "Karen" or "Debbie Downer".
X: What a beautiful day it is today.
Y: A little too windy for my taste. Better enjoy it. It's supposed to rain tomorrow.

X: Thanks, Pam from accounting.
Pam from accounting by SaraBeth873 October 23, 2022

jeff from accounting 

You know who you are Jeff from accounting, you know who you are.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004