Doucette

A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.

Yo, don't go in there for about fifteen minutes. Some bitch just dropped a nasty doucette in the shitter.

by Butterfries June 24, 2008

Doucette

One of the coolest and greatest last names known to mankind the family with this last name, has just to breath and excellence and greatness flows through the air. Any know enemy of this great clan of great and famous noble men and women will and have been beaten to and inch of their lives.
Doucetteis a name associated with the best that ever will be, that is and ever was!

1. Man, That guy who kicked Johnny's ass was a real Doucette.

2. I think I should legally change my name to Doucette, which we all know is the "COOLEST NAME EVER"!

by Mightybiglegend June 25, 2008

Doucette

Noun, often capitalized French slang for duck (waterfowl)

The President was a lame Doucette duing the final days of his term.

We roasted him like a Doucette.

by crankyboss November 15, 2010

greg doucette

Some one who has beaten a world record in powerlifting. Can also be the author of a cookbook.

Did you see John bench 550 at Nationals? He pulled a Greg Doucette for sure!

by tiawc December 1, 2020

clarice doucette

Shittyest teacher known to mankind. She claims she’s a doctor but she’s full of shit. She fucks peoples grades over on purpose and cry’s when people make fun of her hearing aids. It is physically impossible for her to teach so she just sits there and makes you repeat words. Worst Spanish and French teacher of all time. If you have a class with her transfer out immediately.

Doctor clarice doucette just cried because I made fun of her hearing aids.

by Mynameesjeff November 28, 2018

shane doucette

A pussy

Look a Shane Doucette he's a pussy.

by Clarkie55 January 15, 2014

Mr Doucette

A sadistic math/science/health teacher who piles work onto you like you're some kind of storage device that doesn't give a shit what your excuse is, if you didn't do your work, you immediately fail.

Student 1: "Who did you get for math?"

Student 2: "Mr Doucette"

Student 1: "It was nice knowing you, pal"

by Snickers_Doggo June 20, 2022