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Cold Lunch 

The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.
Cold Lunch by tnt May 1, 2003
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cold lunch 

when a man pisses and freezes his piss into the shape of of dick. he then has the woman suck both his dick and the frozen piss popsicle at the same time until she eventually winds up with a mouth full of piss slush and cum.
Damn, I want to serve that hot bitch a cold lunch.
cold lunch by Old and Gay May 25, 2011

Cold Lunch 

My nigga Mo-Train got him some Cold lunch.
Cold Lunch by Scrublward September 9, 2015

cold lunch 

To be deepthroated so hard you regurgitate on your partners penis and continue sucking.
I gave Betty a Cold Lunch when I stuck my manhood deep down her gullet.
cold lunch by tina h. macy April 5, 2008

cold lunch 

when practicing oral sex, the woman sits on the man face and and flatulates on his nose, with a combo of a cleveland steamer
Franny served Joe some cold lunch last night in the gym closet.
cold lunch by AwokenRebound December 18, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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