ptomey
Crotchety old man who wears Hawaiian shirts in Alaska and is slightly dyselxic. Resembles Wilford Brimley of Liberty Mutual.
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pomey
You: I found this weird definition on Urban dictionary.com, but I don't think I understand it. Alexa, what's a pomey?
Alexa: Not much. What's up with you, homey?
Alexa: Not much. What's up with you, homey?
ptooey
A ptooey is a very young kitten whose face still looks like harsh wind blew against it, it has a round derpy face, eyes which resemble a black orb, a ball like body and short legs. Every ptooey is a kitten but not every kitten is a ptooey.
ptooey by PtooeyEnthusiast June 13, 2023
Ptomelyosis
Hmm, I want to trick my friends to think I am justin bieber with Ptomelyosis. ~turns into justin bieber~ *walks up to friends* "Hey guys!"
Friends: EWWWWW
Friends: EWWWWW
Ptomelyosis by Ptomelyosis October 28, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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