asshole ear 

Those wireless blutooth ear devices, usually with blinking lights, that people use to talk on the phone. Useful for talking while driving, but otherwise unneccesary and annoying. Alot of unimportant people wear asshole ears to seem important and they often come off as crazy people talking to themselves.

What the fuck did you say to me!? Oh, my bad, I didn't see your asshole ear.

I cant stand when people wear asshole ear in a restaurant. You're not important! Take it out!

asshole ear by LukeL June 20, 2008

biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth 

and thats john!

john is the biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth agree with me pls

biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth by super chad March 15, 2022

assholeary 

The act of being a Total asshole. like, unrelenting. nearing the point of douchebagary, but not quite there.

"dick-head"

"piss off asshole"

"im the asshole? oh no, youre the one carrying out the assholeary. so cut it? aye"

assholeary by Tommy Stein! August 29, 2009

assholetarianism

Assholetarianism is a somewhat, half-assed way to let someone know they are being an asshole/suffering from above, stated complication.

That person is suffering from a degree of assholetarianism that I cannot quite comprehend!

assholetarianism by Keronica Kadwell May 23, 2018