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To Suck Fuck, verb.

When you suck so bad at something that "Suck Ass" or "Suck Dick" aren't enough.
Bro, let me spread the butter, you Suck Fuck at that shit.
Suck Fuck by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020
To eat pussy that contains cum(the result of a fuck)
He screwed her brains out, the got down to suck fuck.
Suck Fuck by TheAddict October 27, 2003
The most extreme form of Australian schoolyard gloating or expressing one's enjoyment over someone else's misfortune, suffering or malevolent scheme that failed.
"Come a gutser, did ya? Suck fuck."
Suck fuck by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025

Suck fuck!

The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.
"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."

"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"
Suck fuck! by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025

Suck Fuck Goose 

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...
"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."

Mississippi suck fuck 

Something the man Cody Suttles would do in the middle of Mississippi
Cody Suttles performed the Mississippi suck fuck
Mississippi suck fuck by Yuh smug January 8, 2022