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hojillion 

An uncountably large quantity. Derived from the Greek word "hojo", meaning "apple on a stick."
Bill Gates made a hojillion dollars in the past minute.
hojillion by Migrant Programmer March 30, 2004
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hojillion 

A number so large, it does not bear quantifying. Usually used as an amount, or number of times.
Man, I heard eminem like, a hojillion times today, and he needs to die in the face.
hojillion by Knifoon January 15, 2003

Hojillion 

HOJILLION (n): amount of money necessary for sex with erotic professionals, non-stop, for an average human lifespan.

From "wildwood (153376)" on Slashdot
My plans for world domination unfortunately require about a hojillion dollars.
Hojillion by random-adam December 21, 2006

hojillion 

The number of hos you can fit into your car.
Then I drank about a hojillion Dr. Peppers.
hojillion by Brad February 9, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026