Automatic toilet

The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.

1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.

Automatic toilet by Ambrosia3255 June 12, 2008

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

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feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026