coutch 

A Coutch is a Couch, only misspelled.

I Mis-spelled the word couch as "coutch" and misspelled "misspelled" at the same time.
Too much vodak.

coutch by User24631 June 17, 2008

Coutch 

A coutch is scrape that you get from bumping into something.

Person one: Aww man, the other day I bumped into that table and got a pretty bad coutch

Coutch by Crispy00 February 7, 2020

Coutch cyber 

When you get perm-banned from gaia online for cybering with no proof, thats cybering your coutch.

Travis coutch cybered and got perma-banned from gaia!!1!

Coutch cyber by Luie Anderzon October 1, 2006

Joe Couch 

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.

Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.

Joe Couch by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014

Otto Von Clutch 

Otto Von Clutch is a up & Coming Wrestler based out of Knokx Pro Academy.
OvC was a Surfer before he became a professional Wrestler! Beating Pro surfer Kelly Slater, Jon Jon Flores at the US open pre warm ups!

Otto was trained under Rikishi, Gangrel, Count of California Black Pearl & Sinn Bodhi.
Otto has been seen as a security guard on WWE.

He was seen in Oakland a lot during 2018-2020 working for a company called HoodSlam!
Now you can check him at on Fire Tv with DEVOTION Championship Wrestling
Otto Has performed in Hawaii, New Mexico, California, Washington, Utah, Nevada, Texas, and just to name a few!!!

Otto Teamed with WWF legend Gangrel back in August for fighting words promotions.
He was also seen on the Amazon Prime Movie Kingdom of Gladiators The Tournament
Plus in a Music Video by Iron and Wine song called everyone's summer of 96

Dude that's Otto Von Clutches wave!
Don't touch the Clutch!
Yeah Brahhh Kadabra !
Figure out the Rest!
Totally Clutch

Otto Von Clutch by Wrestling fan! November 23, 2020

Cotch 'n' Coffee 

It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.

Circumstance 1:

Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?

Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit

Dave: See you in a bit then

Circumstance 2:

Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?

Alex: Yeah man starbucks?

Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.

Cotch 'n' Coffee by jkbjk February 11, 2017

couch killer 

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

couch killer by zihb November 7, 2015