coutch

A Coutch is a Couch, only misspelled.

I Mis-spelled the word couch as "coutch" and misspelled "misspelled" at the same time.
Too much vodak.

by User24631 June 12, 2008

Coutch

A coutch is scrape that you get from bumping into something.

Person one: Aww man, the other day I bumped into that table and got a pretty bad coutch

by Crispy00 February 8, 2020

Coutch cyber

When you get perm-banned from gaia online for cybering with no proof, thats cybering your coutch.

Travis coutch cybered and got perma-banned from gaia!!1!

by Luie Anderzon September 30, 2006